Dr House wannabe

Saturday night

I went to bed like it was any other night but i was deceived!

Thoe boogieman left me something while i was ZzzZzz-ing..

Sunday morning

I woke up early..imagine that!! Why u ask??? coz my foot HURT!!!

1^st I thought --> probably some kinda mutated pin & needles thingy..but the sec my right foot touched the ground I was in excrutiating pain..i can’t remember the last time I felt this much pain!!! Pain pain paiiinnnnnnnnn!!! P-A-I-N!!! (plus a few more !!!)

But as the optimist that I am (I AM!!! no matter wat u think!) in my head --> it will be better tomoro..it will it will..i lurve u dear foot..u'll be finee..I even prepared for class on Monday! Semangat sial!

Monday

If yesterday’s pain was excrutiating..today’s one was beyond even words..

When I was in the toilet..i swear I even sweared..it was an impulse thingy..there was juz too much pain for censorship..

Obviously I couldn’t go to class..it was so NOT fun especially since I was practically bed-ridden the whole day..it's totally fine if ur bodyached and u can barely lift ur head OR ur competely high on drugs..then the bed would be like heaven on earth BUT when ur totally fine except that ur foot juz cant be move to prevent any un-needed and totally un-wanted pain..it's juz downrightt BORING i tell u..it was juz my bed, my leg with frozen sausages (cold compress oK! don't laff..it totally works!) and me with my microb notes..

my roomie concluded it was archiles tendon bursitis..there waz a moment b4 this when the possibility of gout was swimming around somewhere..i know i know..GOUT??? but hell when u juz wake up one day with ur foot practically unusable with no reasonable cause..every unreasonable one seems that much lesss unreasonable..

It juz couldn't happen to me at a better time..tomoro I have an Anatomy Conference & Microb Major so even if I have to crawl to uni I have no other choice..somebody juz shoot me!

Tuesday

It took me almost 45 minutes to get from my hostel to uni..about 15 minutes was spent waiting for the bus tho..but still!!! If u saw me..it would be like watching a movie in slowww motion..u'd be laffing ur head off..i definitely whud!

I decided to go and see the doctor..was too damn paranoid coz my groupmate was telling me about his fren who had the almost the same thing and til today he still can’t walk properly..i would juz diee..my life whud juz end..no offence to all those who actually make a living without complete use of both their legs..i have nothing but total admiration for u all..but I am juz not that strong..i juz wouldn't be able to take it..i know how weak & pathetic this makes me sound but i need BOTH my legs!

I couldn’t understand half the things the doc said but he didn’t seem to worried..phweeew!

I am suppose to go for physiotherapy for the next 5 days..keywords : suppose to..

Let me ask u something..first he told me to try put as litlle weight as possible on my foot..but to get to the hospital I need to take a bus and from there I still have to walk quite some distance to the hospital..so all this walking..wasn’t it something I was suppose to avoid in the 1^st place?? The hospitals here like to make their patients walk as if they weren’t sick in the first place to begin with..up n down and up n down..it’s like the different departments aren’t in one building but in different buildings in walking distance to one another BUT not exactly that close..and somemore when ur sick even moving 1cm is like a momumentous achievement..i think it might be something mental..mentally u muz think ur not sick or at least try to mentally force yourself to act as if u were as healthy as an ox..unless u want to drop dead on the roadside in the middle of nowhere in the middle of Kursk in the middle of Russia while trying to get to the doctor..??

A close fren told me now he understands why house is house

It seems eversince I hurt my foot I have become a house prodigy

Can u blame me?? My foot hurts!! and he is way up there in my list of role models so it was more a compliment than an insult :P

Wednesday

The cream the doc told me to apply is a miracle cream!!! I’m cured!!! Yesterday it would seem close to impossibility that today my foot could feel this good..uh huh!!

The best part??? The doc will still gimme an MC next Tuesday when I go for checkup so this means that I actually don’t have to go for classes!!!! this is my silver-lining.. :) I proclaim this week Russian-free for me!!! I totally loathe Russian class..a waste of my one and a half hours a day 3 days a week..so this week i have become 4 and a half hours richer..ching chingzzz!

The week suddenly looks so much brighter!! :)

Thursday

the dark cloud has returned..

my foot is juz fine btw (tQ 4 askin)

juz that everything else is ShiAtZ!

Friday

I studied everything but those 3 little topics..and out of the 3 questions she asked me 2 of them were the 3 that i didn't study..like i said..dark cloud..what happened to my so much brighter 4 and a half hours richer week??? :( shiatz shiatz SHIATZ shiatz! I wanna go home..